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About shit lump head
Craig David is a talentless piece of shite.KILL HIM!! Ok, so maybe he can sing a little....but who can't? He lied about his age to sound more talented and he reckons he is God's gift to women...TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR!!! He is most likely gay anyway.KILL HIM!! He is a slimey snake.KILL HIM!! And those little pieces of turd on his head are too much. GET RID OF THOSE SHIT LUMPS PLEASE!! The bad thing is, loads of boys in our school actually think these rabbit crap things on their heads look cool!! KILL HIM!! These people are obviously real retarded Kevs and Garys and should be put down by an unevolved parrot. KILL HIM!! All his songs sound the same and are about the same subject: beautiful women and sex(probably because he seriously lacks in getting either of these), apart from his first song which was just a load of crap anyway. KILL HIM!! He is a gimp from Scambolia and he is NOT FIT!! He is soooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly it is unbelievable. KILL HIM!!

The History And Story Behind Our Site
There isn't one really...however, when THE gimp brought out his first song in 1999 named Rewind(just guessing the date), we just hated him!! His ugliness just grabbed us and to be honest it nearly killed me(Leigh),it actually killed Ruby, well, nearly!!!!!!! It actually killed me(Leigh) and nearly killed Ruby. To those of you who know us, you will know we are quite annoying and stupid. That is because WE NEED YOU to help us kill Craig David!! HELP US BEFORE WE DO SOMETHING STUPID.... LIKE ACTUALLY LIKING HIM AND HIS MUSIC!!!!

Are you in the same situation?
Do some of your friends or family like the scabby anal bearded troll?? If yes, then we know what you're going through. We have quite a few friends that adore the ugly troll. This pisses us off so much that we once decided to play a trick on two of many brain-washed people....we text them telling them that Craig David had been shot. At that point they were shopping in Oxford Street and ran home to Chiswick where they sat all night crying, waiting for the six o'clock news while repeating 'who could do such a thing??' over and over again. I can tell you that we laughed so much that we wet ourselves...
(don't tell anyone)!

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