Please forgive us, we had to go on a Craig David website to get these pictures.

What is he doing?! It looks like he is trying to get excited!

Even he's sick of hearing his music!

" Aah, i'm constipated!"

Craig recording his next single, 'There's a beautiful woman standing on the corner, she's a Ho! Wait, it's my Mum!'

He finally finds the courage to look in the mirror. Miraculously, it does not break!

God, i'm ugly!

Craig, getting ready to recieve a cock inspection from his Dad!

Oh! Look, he's doing it again!

I agree!!

Craig looking spasticated as usual!

WE HOPE YOU LIKE THESE PICTURES OF CRAIG DAVID....ACTUALLY.........NO, WAIT...........WE HOPE YOU DON'T LIKE THESE PICTURES....AS HE: THE UGLY ONE IS IN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE SPOKEN TO OUR FRIENDS THE STARVING GYPSI MURDERERS AND HAVE SHOWED THEM THESE PICTURES. THEY SAID THAT THEY WOULD GO AND FIND CRAIG AND KILL HIM HORRIBLY IN EXCHANGE FOR A CAMEL. SO, SOON HE MAY BE DEAD..........HOPEFULLY!!

IF YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY CAPTIONS THAT WILL GO WITH A SICKENING CRAIG DAVID THE SMEG HEAD PICTURE, EMAIL THEM IN TO THE ADDRESS letskillcraigdavid@yahoo.co.uk